Tag: funny
group name: notpicky
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December 22, 2009 12:37 PM EST --
I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high . . .
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December 22, 2009 01:34 PM EST --
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace . . . .
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December 21, 2009 06:22 PM EST --
Although it took me 5 days of steady drinking , I finally got my tree up! Can't get rid of the hiccups though!! (...and you should see my water bill!)
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December 20, 2009 01:14 PM EST --
During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms . When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing . . .
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December 21, 2009 12:03 AM EST --
until the cop looked in my back seat!
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August 13, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
CURTAIN RODS---PRICELESS
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. . . .
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December 21, 2009 06:33 PM EST --
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a . . .
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December 21, 2009 07:03 AM EST --
Today's cartoon "Dog Eat Doug" is hysterical: http://www.arcamax.com/newspics/10/1057/105719.gif
I just use the link because this strip is copywrited.
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October 12, 2007 01:35 PM EDT --
Got this one in my email"
Where would you be:
IF you had all the money your heart desires?
IF you had no worries?
IF you came home and the finest meal is awaiting you?
IF your bathwater had been . . .
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August 02, 2007 08:28 PM EDT --
My 6 year old told me a cute little joke that I had to share:
What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A nervous rex
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October 11, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:23 AM EDT --
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
. . .
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October 10, 2008 02:33 AM EDT --
After being married for 27 years this guy tells his wife that he is bored and is going to the bar to have a drink.
As he enters the bar this gorgeous blond call him over. She says instead of you staying . . .
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October 13, 2008 05:45 PM EDT --
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, . . .
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December 16, 2009 10:42 AM EST --
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL YEEEEE REDNECKS!!!!! SANTY CLAWS HAS COME TA TOWN;
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December 20, 2009 12:40 AM EST --
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?'
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the . . .
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December 14, 2009 05:52 PM EST --
Jewish Poker Club
Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead . . .
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December 15, 2009 06:04 AM EST --
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her . . .
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October 07, 2009 09:26 PM EDT --
I found some funny ones on the computer but I want to see if you can come up with some even funnier ones.
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December 05, 2009 10:50 AM EST --
A couple of weeks ago I wrote a post about my cat's unusual way of waking me up in the middle of the night just to get petted. You can read about it here .
Since, it's so easy to reason with . . .
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