Tag: humor
group name: notpicky
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October 24, 2008 10:43 PM EDT --
Today (Oct 24, 2008) political news had a sadly humorous tint to it. I mean imagine that you are a writer for the old Married … With Children show and are charged with writing an episode in which Al Bundy . . .
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November 23, 2009 08:09 PM EST --
From where I stood, all I could think of was waves.
Having spent most of my life in Southern California, I knew waves. I knew the ocean. I knew the roar as the green waves crashed on the . . .
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October 12, 2007 01:35 PM EDT --
Got this one in my email"
Where would you be:
IF you had all the money your heart desires?
IF you had no worries?
IF you came home and the finest meal is awaiting you?
IF your bathwater had been . . .
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August 02, 2007 08:28 PM EDT --
My 6 year old told me a cute little joke that I had to share:
What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A nervous rex
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October 14, 2007 12:27 PM EDT --
My uncle just emailed this to me, and I thought it was cute enough to share:
There was a Scottish painter named Wayne who was very interested in
making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down . . .
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July 01, 2008 10:45 AM EDT --
My husband, Kevin, had a week's vacation last week. After helping my sister and her husband move into their new home, he went to work on our bedroom. Our bedroom has always been a little drab. I think . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:23 AM EDT --
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
. . .
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October 10, 2008 02:33 AM EDT --
After being married for 27 years this guy tells his wife that he is bored and is going to the bar to have a drink.
As he enters the bar this gorgeous blond call him over. She says instead of you staying . . .
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October 11, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted . . .
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October 13, 2008 05:45 PM EDT --
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, . . .
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February 04, 2009 07:47 AM EST --
It is not a ride in a 'cah', or on horseback, but by an unscrupulous, drunken, cah-driver!
I was passing by Kathryn's house and thought of dropping in just to say "hello!". . . .
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April 24, 2009 03:17 AM EDT --
Jim McFallen and Mary were married for fifty years and were still together, looking a happy couple, apparently. After his retirement, Jim settled down in the small town of Hampshire , with . . .
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August 23, 2009 01:56 PM EDT --
Before I get to the main point I need to explain a couple of problems that led to my posting this.
My current home was a bank repo when I bought it last December. In order to make it look habitable . . .
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November 18, 2009 05:59 PM EST --
“I am dead serious, Rhonda,” her mother said, “you’re going and you’re going to enjoy it.”
“No, I won’t,” answered Rhonda.
. . .
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July 07, 2008 04:07 PM EDT --
The London- based National Children's Bureau has revealed a shocking discovery. However, it's a discovery I've always suspected myself. It turns out that toddlers who turn down flavorful foreign . . .
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October 08, 2008 03:26 AM EDT --
In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States , and said:
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all . . .
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October 09, 2008 06:07 AM EDT --
You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
I don't . . .
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February 18, 2009 01:04 AM EST --
I happened to drop by Kathryn's house, the day after Valentine's day and found her in an exuberant mood, prancing around the room rearranging flowers in the flowerpots. She was dressed . . .
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March 10, 2009 11:17 PM EDT --
What? Fish, of course! In Boston Harbor !
I was going into the mall, when I almost bumped into Kathryn coming out with her paraphernalia of fishing equipments. A 11ft. float . . .
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February 28, 2008 01:12 PM EST --
I know this is an email forward and has likely been around the block a few times, but I got such a chuckle from it I thought I would share it with you. It certainly is worth a second read. I think I . . .
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